My girlfriend today suggested that I should start capitalizing on the Pride and Prejudice and Zombies model—that is, nineteenth-century literature plus pop culture fad. My response was Fifty Shades of James:
“His pénis, his “pecker,” as it were, became, gradually, progressively, steeply, tumnescent and, soon enough, though perhaps not soon enough to sate the desire for the act which he longed to perform, began to begin to create a delicate swell within his cream-colored trousers and, subsequently, throbbed for her not less than a little…”
Start printing my money please!
